while the bearded wonder in anthropology was taking down my number he muttered, “how do you spell ‘Hazel’?”
surely every human should know how to spell Haze(L)
“how do you spell ‘Hazel’?” means you don’t about: weather conditions & fragrances & colours & nuts & chocolate & the chocolate hazelnutty bread spread that’ll taint your relationship with every other bread spread.
put simply: don’t trust people who don’t know how to spell ‘Hazel’, they basically know nothing about anything great. lol.